The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

bokeh I’ve long crot been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokep should offer to perform memek an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her crot eyes and crot porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep porn porn the greater the chance the orgasm bokep is being faked. crot In other words, memek you can’t measure passion bokeh in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex porn as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female bokep contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel bokep happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared memek that erotic decibels were all about porn manners porn and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone bokep to crot what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their bokeh partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms memek the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, bokep the memek greater bokep the chance crot the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you bokeh get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to bokep screech memek like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As bokep a woman bokeh from Sunderland crot said in memek 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh crot ‘As far bokep as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to memek attract a certain kind of attention.

memek In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate crot cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen bokeh bokeh to copulate.

If bokep you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then porn men should take bokeh crot heed: memek the best bokeh sex may just be the quietest.

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